Your friend, hohito :(

I like watching movies, petting dogs and praising Satan. I also like talking about those things.

What an Impeccable Taste!

Let’s be honest, I have some objectively great opinions about stuff, I’m that lucky. Some people take things too seriously so I figured we could strip reviews down to the most important thing: bad jokes, hot takes and making fun of IMDb user content.
And so.

And so.

I try to watch at least a new movie every week. By “new” I mean “new to me”: a movie I haven’t watched before no matter when it was released. If I can’t make it one week, I can eventually catch up watching two new movies in the future. Let’s face it, the rules here are an excuse to say I win. There are also some extra rules in certain parts of the year, like the Spooktober Challenge, but the most basic concept is just that: watch a new movie, talk about it.

This blog is going to be used as a Knowledge Vault so future generations can learn what the great minds of our century thought about important stuff. Think of the Library of Alexandria, but more focused on horror movies and bad takes.