So picturesque.

I wish I could find a random box hidden in my house with some old tapes that unveil some creepy as hell thing, and yet.

Why the hell would you bring *that* home?!?!

Now, never mistake my kindness for weakness.

I visited Paris when I was little and I didn't care much for it.

A murderhouse is usually not the best place to spend the night, I think

There's a character called Perfidia Beverly Hills in this movie and at no point anybody questions that

Never, ever have kids, kids.

Johnny 5 would be really disappointed

I always thought 'chupacabra' was a dumb name, so I'm glad the monster's called 'sooka' here.