Today smoking is going to save lives

(bravely) well, *I* thought she wasn't ugly. At first, at least

I vant to drink your blood bleeeeh (but with an English accent)

A house so nice it'll make you cu-

By now you should know it's a bad idea to trust the church and specially the catholic church

Arguably Fleetwood Mac's best album

Oreo mountain

Completely unrelated to The Woman (2011)

Ah, Paris, hon hon hon, baguette, ananas, jus d'orange - jacques cousteau, hon hon.

Just reply with goatse, damn it