Not Franz Kafka's or John Carpenter's, though

Haha remember the Surprise Surprise dog

In the heat of the night, in the heat of the day, when I close my eyes, when I look your way - when I meet the fear that lies inside, when I hear you say... in the heat of the moment

Don't forget to DIE and subsDIE

That's when you're so close to someone, your eyelashes touch. It's a pretty disgusting mental image if you ask me.

From Beyond, but less charming

Remember Alf? He's back! In pox form!

For my next trick, pulling the hat out of the rabbit.

Say cheese... or DIE!

Sanguis bibimus, corpus edimus... tolle corpus - Satani! Ave!