I visited Paris when I was little and I didn't care much for it.

A murderhouse is usually not the best place to spend the night, I think

There's a character called Perfidia Beverly Hills in this movie and at no point anybody questions that

Never, ever have kids, kids.

Johnny 5 would be really disappointed

I always thought 'chupacabra' was a dumb name, so I'm glad the monster's called 'sooka' here.

it's pepsi or nothing

for the price of two!

never get even remotely close to a chimpanzee

I kept thinking "shelbyville oaks hur hur" the whole time but i'm a grown up so I didn't tell anyone