On second thought let's not go there, it's a silly place.

TV in the seventies was the worst, unlike - oh.

I'm starting to think that going on vacation is a bad idea in general

Orinocco Flow - Enya. Wait, no, that was "sail away", hm.

Insert a geocities-like "under construction!" gif with a guy digging

This meeting could have been an email

Come spend the weekend at my definitely not haunted place!

Yoga instructor meets a spooky grimoire

Not moving? My usual weekend, then!

Folk horror, witches and metal (but I repeat myself)