I've heard this is how French parties go, usually

(squeaky voice) oooom nom nom nom nom

I'm so tired of all these spirals

They don't go to space on this one

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to

Und keine Eier

TV has taught me this is all normal stuff if you live in NY

What's with British people and big houses?

hahahaha oh nooooo nonononono NO ewwwww hahaha ew

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