this is why you should catch the bus

Or, Steve Buscemi's extremely distracting Dahmer glasses

Everything Everywhere Door at Once

but i just arrived!

No, seriously, don't go there.

what an earworm!

Today smoking is going to save lives

(bravely) well, *I* thought she wasn't ugly. At first, at least

I vant to drink your blood bleeeeh (but with an English accent)

A house so nice it'll make you cu-