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Azrael (2024)

Azrael (2024)

Premise: A title card right before the movie explains it’s been a while since The RaptureTM happened and some people now think talking… as the Pet Shop Boys put it, itsa, itsa, it’s a Sin.
Soooo you get Samara Weaving, crazy cultist people, no dialogue and some weird stuff in the forest.
Under 90 minutes? Yup, proving once again you can introduce the viewer to a whole setting and tell a story in less than an hour and a half.
Do they say the title? No, but i mean, the idea is nobody is talking? This time it shouldn’t count.

One sentence review:

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Rating: Oh it did have some flaws but who the hell cares????
A simple way to improve it: More of that ending, please and thank you.

Trivia about the IMDb trivia: I think every single negative review by the bigbrains at IMDb goes “but I don’t get it??? what was that!” which is kind of astonishing.

Azrael (2024)