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The Deliverance (2024)

The Deliverance (2024)

Premise: Rihanna’s body double, Glenn Close and that Stranger Things kid move to a new house and the basement’s not great.
Under 90 minutes? good lord, no, it wasn’t and it actually felt like it was a million hours long.
Do they say the title? yes, at least it has this.

One sentence review: Not even Surprisingly-Horny-Glenn-Close (imagine that shiba inu going bonk and sending her to horny jail) saves this satanic panic thing.
Rating: the… first half is sort of okay I guess. Also they say the movie title. Uh.
A simple way to improve it: please do not be mean to Satan, our lord and master. It’s not his fault you bought a megahaunted house.

Trivia about the IMDb trivia:

After the birthday party, Ebony Jackson is wearing Shante’s “birthday girl” tiara. Between several cuts, it switches from normal to reversed and back to normal again

BOY, I REALLY HOPE SOMEONE WAS FIRED FOR THAT BLUNDER

The Deliverance (2024)