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The Fifth Thoratic Vertebra (2022)

The Fifth Thoratic Vertebra (2022)

do the mario Premise: Chronicling the travels and adventures of a moldy (and I mean moldy) mattress, how that mold is kind of achieving conscience by eating vertebras and how extremely crust punk korean people are to sleep on top of that garbage.
Under 90 minutes? An hour.
Do they say the title? Uh no.

One sentence review:

ENDUT! HOCH HECH!

Rating: The mushroomy visual bits were cool, the uh metaphore thing it was going for was okay, but maybe it could have benefited from being shorter and maybe I was expecting a ton more of disgusting glibs and blobs. I cannot recommend though.
A simple way to improve it: Let’s make this movie about cheese, people eating cheese and the Inventor of Cheese instead.

Trivia about the IMDb trivia letterboxd reviews:

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This is a movie about a mattress with a fungus growing in it and it made me weep because of how beautiful it is that humans can feel love

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GET SOME GODDAMN BLEACH!!!

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From now on I will believe that any spot I see on my mattress is a fungus that wants to feast on my vertebra

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POR FAVOR TIRAD EL COLCHÓN A LA BASURA

welp

The Fifth Thoratic Vertebra (2022)