Not like Takashi Miike's Audition but I mean, I wouldn't want to be there either

(really bad french accent) Souvenirs, novedades, artículos de coña

agh!

Featuring the scariest monkey since Nope

Attack of the Killer Bad Wigs

When I said "don't touch that" what did you think I meant?

And when I say anything, well...

(twirling moustache) no, mr bond, i expect you to *die* hon hon hon

Not the Takashi Miike one though

Baby don't hurt me