Apartment 7a (2024)

Premise: I went in completely blind so I didn’t know that this was a prequel to Rosemary’s Baby set just a few months before the original. This time the main character is a dancer who would do almost anything for a chance to be famous! I hope Wishmaster’s Djinn doesn’t hear this hur hur hur!
Also featuring a ton of delightfully creepy old neighbours.
Under 90 minutes? Nope.
Do they say the title? Actually you know what, I think they don’t but I’m sure you can read it several times. Does it count? Decisions, decisions… YES!

One sentence review: yeah i’m never having kids.
Rating: I actually liked this one a lot and I think I will rewatch the original just because of this.
Recently I also had basically the same experience with Immaculate, a movie that I had only read bad things about and then I enjoyed a lot, and not just for the crazy last half hour.
A simple way to improve it: It would be seriously cool to give us more of the neighbours because, seriously, I could listen to them ramble about stuff for ninety minutes.

Trivia about the IMDb trivia:

At and hour and one minute into the movie, William Shakespeare’s name is spelled Shakeapeare on the Hamlet poster on the wall

this is clearly wrong because we all know The Bard’s name was Chespirito.